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Tino Martins' juggling two ladies 101

Its official: Tino Martins' heart is now the home of two ladies.
We could choose to deny it like Tino himself. Can you believe how he conviniently found himself in Donna's place to tell her to be careful of Daniel. Classic! He could have told her over the phone, after all its an open secret that Daniel hates Donna's guts.
The second choice we have is to hold the traditional moral high ground. And we can go on and on about what, how and why it is wrong. The thing is, its an idea or rather a reality that we must get used to, at least for now. So imagine Tino Martins giving an inaugural gesture lecture on juggling two ladies, he would probably go blah, blah, blah and conclude thus:
These tips are inspired among other things, by my very own personal journey
Spend quality time with each of your women
Look out for each of your women
Most importantly they must not know
Hopefully the series will be long enough to get to mastering bigamous relationships 501

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